Series: Dead Piett Society

Episode XL: A Wall of Cheese

Episode XL: A Wall of Cheese

Al & Kitty are back, a little later than expected, with more weird tales. This week their stories involve cats, toilets, guns, Annie Lennox & Morgan Freeman. Plus there’s also talk of the Donnie J. Trump burger, umbrellas on buses, the weird lives of our listeners, and Baby Driver & Spider-Man get our mini-review treatment.

This Week’s Stories:

  • US woman shot her boyfriend just to get YouTube views – link

  • Annie Lennox shares cold email that sums up being a musician in 2017 – link

  • Man investigating high water bill discovers cat flushing the toilet – link

  • This guy managed to troll the internet for a week in the most subtle way – link

  • Man fools everyone into thinking he’s Morgan Freeman on Magaluf stag weekend – and it pays off – link

Bonus Story:

  • “I’m addicted to Jose Mourinho”: Gran with 20 tattoos of Special One admits she’d cheat on husband with him – link
Episode XXXIX: There would be only one Emu War

Episode XXXIX: There would be only one Emu War

The gang are back for Season 4! I say gang, but this week it’s just Al & Kitty; here to give you the weirdest news of the week. It’s all coin-tossing, duck quacking, Rice Krispie shooting fun. Plus there’s talk of talking toilets, vampires in the royal family, Mad Men, The Mummy and the Emu War.

 

THIS WEEKS STORIES

  • Car horns should be replaced by duck quacks – link

  • Woman delays flight with ‘lucky’ coin-throw – link

  • California man believed dead is alive – family buries wrong person after mistake by coroner’s office – link
  • Man used shotgun shell full of Rice Krispies to shoot victim – link

  • This man had the chip from his travel card implanted under his skin – link

BONUS STORY

  • Sun-worshippers rub Coca-Cola over their bodies in dangerous quest for tan – link
Episode XXXVIII: You don’t know where Wolverine’s claws have been

Episode XXXVIII: You don’t know where Wolverine’s claws have been

AKA I feel like this whole podcast has been quite awkward

This week Al & Kitty are recording from their sofa as they discuss Al’s new glasses, the worst corner ever taken, headaches and all the usual weird news; which leads to the discussion of surgical procedures carried out by the X-Men. Plus a new feature, Firsts, where this week the duo discuss their first ever Park Run that they did last weekend.

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

  • Chinese man ‘marries’ robot he built himself – LINK
  • Police Seek Help IDing Woman Found Wet, Claiming To Be Mermaid – LINK
  • Brighton Half Marathon organiser forced to apologise after course found to be ‘146 metres too short’ – LINK
  • This person has a wild conspiracy theory that Australia doesn’t really exist – LINK
  • Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions – LINK

BONUS STORY

  • Trump forgets to sign executive orders at executive order signing ceremony – LINK

To vote for your favourite news story of the week click here!

 

Episode XXXVII: LIVE at the SuperPod

Episode XXXVII: LIVE at the SuperPod

This past weekend the team took part in the 36 hour live podcasting event, the Southampton SuperPod! Listen back to our slot, recorded in front of a live studio audience, with all the usual features plus Kitty telling jokes by children, Ed telling his most favourite joke and a game of Obama Llama that pitted the team against audience members!

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

Episode XXXVI: We’ve come a long way from Genk

Episode XXXVI: We’ve come a long way from Genk

Al & Kitty discuss their Pointless TV appearance, Kitty’s 30th birthday, otters, goldfish, 4DX Skull Island, the Big Bang Theory and much more. Kitty even got some fan mail! Plus, is that a story about them in The Weird Week That Was!?

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

  • Dutch man told to remove 80 goldfish from canal – link
  • Pointless presenters shock with explicit sex chat – link 1link 2
  • Lawyer’s pants burst into flames as he defends arsonist – LINK
  • Shoppers left stunned after disoriented OTTER strolls into Tesco store – link
  • Glitch in the Matrix shows several sisters at Seven Sisters station – link

BONUS STORY

  • Dubai firm to build world’s first 3D printed skyscraper – link

Episode XXXV: Makes me want to try it

Episode XXXV: Makes me want to try it

Kitty wants to lick a Nintendo Switch cartridge, is still buzzing from playing with otters and has had problems on the busses. Al’s discussing his enjoyment of Logan & Lego Batman and his love of Fire Pro Wrestling. Plus they discuss the weirdest news stories of the week, the latest geek film & TV casting news and more!

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

  • In ‘Walden’ Video Game, the Challenge Is Stillness – link
  • Standing on an escalator is quicker than walking up one – here’s why – link
  • Man dies trying to switch off motorway billboard showing porn – link
  • Neighbours put up Christmas lights after elderly man sent ‘bullying’ letter – link
  • Russian ‘flower rentals’ for International Women’s Day – link

BONUS STORY

  • Donald Trump launches Irish ‘Make America Great Again’ hat – with one huge mistake – link
Episode XXXIV: Have you seen Nicole Kidman’s fingers?

Episode XXXIV: Have you seen Nicole Kidman’s fingers?

JP is back in the building, joining Al & Kitty as they talk about Pancakes, Lemon trees, Rocket League, bad linesmen and Nicole Kidman’s fingers as well as discussing all the latest geek news in the return of the Geekblast!

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

  • Spell in police cell delights 99-year-old woman – link
  • Japanese man stabs himself to get out of work – link
  • This Dude Is Going to Eat a Photo of Jason Segel Every Day Until Jason Segel Eats a Photo of Him – link
  • Londoner accidentally gets Uber to Croydon, via Bristol – link
  • The Oscars may be proof we are living in the Matrix – link

BONUS STORY

  • Man’s disastrous pizza topping is making people very uncomfortable – link
Episode XXXIII: Donald Trump puts down a lump

Episode XXXIII: Donald Trump puts down a lump

This week it’s a trio as Al, Ed & Kitty discuss everything from the Matrix (and how we’re living in it) to being buried alive. Plus find out why Al was in the local paper and when Kitty & Al will be on TV, yes we have our Pointless date!

THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS

  • Teenager wakes up suddenly on his way to his own funeral – link

  • US student grades his ex-girlfriend’s apology letter and posts it on Twitter – link

  • Builder accidentally fires nail gun into his own penis and gives himself an eye-watering injury – link

  • Woman with rare condition always smells like fish – link

  • Arizona woman keeps 85-year-old cookie as family heirloom – link

BONUS STORY

  • KELLOGG’S UNVEILS POP-TARTS PIZZA, TACOS AT NYC CAFE – LINK
Episode XXXII: I blame Rick & Paul

Episode XXXII: I blame Rick & Paul

This week our husband & wife duo are preparing for Valentines Day by discussing Meatloaf Hoagies, Wembley, Otters, Lion, John Wick and the weirdness that has been last weeks news.  Pepper spray on a toilet roll? Cocaine in Nesquik? Crashing your own funeral? Find out all about these oddities in The Weird Week That Was!

The Weird Week That Was

  • Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed – link

  • Fed-up girlfriend soaks toilet roll in pepper spray to get revenge on prankster partner – link

  • Man sues supermarket after finding cocaine in his Nesquik – link

  • Man Creates Tinder-Like Dating App Where He’s the Only Guy Available – link

  • Newspaper uses photo of Alec Baldwin on ‘SNL’ instead of Trump – link

 

Bonus Story

  • Florida Man Says He Stole $7 Billion Because Jesus Wants Him To Be Wealthy – link

Episode XXXI: A huge acheesement

Episode XXXI: A huge acheesement

 

This week Al & Kitty are podcasting from their sofa, join them as they discuss work commute issues, Oscar nominations, Al’s fussy eating habits,  and the usual Weird Week That Was stories.

The Weird Week That Was

  • Pointless host Alexander Armstrong stunned when he’s revealed as the ‘pointless’ answer – link
  • Kansas man who said he prefers jail to living with wife pleads guilty to bank robbery – link

  • Woman forced to give up home and job to live in a shed as she’s allergic to WiFi – link
  • Cancer Survivor Takes Her Amputated Foot On Many Adventures With Hilarious Instagram Account – link

  • THOUSANDS of red Skittles that spilled onto Dodge County highway were intended to be fed to cows – link

Bonus Story

  • China city unveils parking spaces for toilet breaks – link